I don’t know why I’ve not won some soft of BAFTA
Ben Reynhart, on his modest musings over his intelligence
Why is Gavin wearing a man-costume?
Danny’s little girl Maggie upon seeing me in a suit
A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.
Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.
BBC NEWS | England | Norfolk | Teenager finds bat asleep in bra
And yes, serving up the Fail Whale counts as uptime.
Twitter Status (well, the fake one anyways)
Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
You known when you watch something and it makes you feel like everything is rad? Well this is one of those times, proper feel-good!
The Art of the Title Sequence
A collection of the greatest movie title sequences

